The Offical Hailey Unapproved Foods List

Welcome to the official Hailey Unapproved Food List. I will attempt to update and maintain this list with relevant information as time goes on. This list only includes food that I have actually gone out of my way to try or at least attempted to. Some of these foods the smell alone triggers too much of a gag reflex to actually try and eat. There is no order to this list.

Prepared Foods

  1. Pizza - This is the most abhorrent food item there is. It contains several ingredients that are base unapproved foods.
  2. Spaghetti - Contains sauces and the noodles are weird.
  3. Lobster - Most sea foods are no good. I might be able to handle the taste of lobster, but its form is scary.
  4. Crabs
  5. Shrimp
  6. Fish - This includes things like tuna. Ick!
  7. Mollusks - This isn’t fish but its like fish.
  8. Octopus
  9. Squid
  10. Sushi - This is included in fish but needs its own entry. I cant eat no seaweed that is gross and icky. The meat might not be so bad tho.
  11. Clam chowder
  12. Tamale
  13. Hummus
  14. Refried beans
  15. Guacamole - I’d think avocados would cover this but I included it just incase you might not put two and two together.
  16. Coleslaw
  17. Pea soup
  18. Ratatouille
  19. Egg Salad
  20. Scalloped potato
  21. Potato Bread
  22. Pies - While I might be able to eat an apple pie, it is not very good.
  23. Stuffing
  24. Nachos
  25. Tater Tots
  26. Lasagna
  27. Salad Dressing
  28. Worcestershire sauce
  29. Tartar sauce
  30. Cranberry sauce
  31. Soy sauce
  32. Dumplings
  33. Hot sauces
  34. Gravy
  35. Eggnog
  36. Quesadilla
  37. Broccoli soup
  38. Creamed corn
  39. Hash browns
  40. Strudel
  41. French Dip
  42. Patty melt
  43. Onion rings
  44. Pork rind
  45. Cheesesteak
  46. Meatballs
  47. Meatloaf
  48. Cadbury flakes

Food Ingredients

  1. Cheese - What is cheese? Where does it come from? You could read about it here but, I don’t trust cheese.
  2. Ketchup
  3. Beans - They’re no good.
  4. Avocado
  5. Spinach
  6. Sweet Potato
  7. Sauerkraut
  8. Relish
  9. Eggs - Of any sort. This includes like scrambled, hard boiled, egg salad or omelettes.
  10. Mayonnaise
  11. Uncooked Butter
  12. Collard greens
  13. Eggplant
  14. Pigs feet
  15. Anchovies
  16. Brussels Sprouts
  17. Cabbage
  18. Artichoke
  19. Mushrooms - Except magic ones even tho they taste horrible too but they get you high so its a trade off.
  20. Broccoli
  21. Cauliflower
  22. Asparagus
  23. Scallions
  24. Yam
  25. Beets
  26. Mustard - This includes all mustard food derivatives.
  27. Pumpkin
  28. Sour cream