Welcome to the official Hailey Unapproved Food List. I will attempt to update and maintain this list with relevant information as time goes on. This list only includes food that I have actually gone out of my way to try or at least attempted to. Some of these foods the smell alone triggers too much of a gag reflex to actually try and eat. There is no order to this list.
Prepared Foods
- Pizza - This is the most abhorrent food item there is. It contains several ingredients that are base unapproved foods.
- Spaghetti - Contains sauces and the noodles are weird.
- Lobster - Most sea foods are no good. I might be able to handle the taste of lobster, but its form is scary.
- Crabs
- Shrimp
- Fish - This includes things like tuna. Ick!
- Mollusks - This isn’t fish but its like fish.
- Octopus
- Squid
- Sushi - This is included in fish but needs its own entry. I cant eat no seaweed that is gross and icky. The meat might not be so bad tho.
- Clam chowder
- Tamale
- Hummus
- Refried beans
- Guacamole - I’d think avocados would cover this but I included it just incase you might not put two and two together.
- Coleslaw
- Pea soup
- Ratatouille
- Egg Salad
- Scalloped potato
- Potato Bread
- Pies - While I might be able to eat an apple pie, it is not very good.
- Stuffing
- Nachos
- Tater Tots
- Lasagna
- Salad Dressing
- Worcestershire sauce
- Tartar sauce
- Cranberry sauce
- Soy sauce
- Dumplings
- Hot sauces
- Gravy
- Eggnog
- Quesadilla
- Broccoli soup
- Creamed corn
- Hash browns
- Strudel
- French Dip
- Patty melt
- Onion rings
- Pork rind
- Cheesesteak
- Meatballs
- Meatloaf
- Cadbury flakes
Food Ingredients
- Cheese - What is cheese? Where does it come from? You could read about it here but, I don’t trust cheese.
- Ketchup
- Beans - They’re no good.
- Avocado
- Spinach
- Sweet Potato
- Sauerkraut
- Relish
- Eggs - Of any sort. This includes like scrambled, hard boiled, egg salad or omelettes.
- Mayonnaise
- Uncooked Butter
- Collard greens
- Eggplant
- Pigs feet
- Anchovies
- Brussels Sprouts
- Cabbage
- Artichoke
- Mushrooms - Except magic ones even tho they taste horrible too but they get you high so its a trade off.
- Broccoli
- Cauliflower
- Asparagus
- Scallions
- Yam
- Beets
- Mustard - This includes all mustard food derivatives.
- Pumpkin
- Sour cream